With not a whole lot going on in tennis right now, it seems like an apropos time to entertain reader questions. Granted, there are no questions from actual readers this today, I will go ahead and be the asker and the teller. So, reader, go ahead and write me a question about tennis during the last year, about my personal opinions on tennis, the level of my mathematic education, or how I feel about Wikileaks…and tennis.
: How does it feel t to be wrong about every prediction you’ve made during the last year regarding the resurrection of Andy Murray
, the fall of Roger Federer
and exactly how Serena Williams was going to break her foot (you said it was going to be from a firewood accident)?
: I’m but a simple person with limited resources. I apologize about lead you astray, but perhaps you shouldn’t take things so seriously. And who is to say these are not more long-term
predictions? See it here in writing right now – Andy Murray will become a tennis god, Roger Federer will stop being amazing, and Serena Williams
will quit tennis because she chopped firewood improperly. My word is truth!
A: Bjorn Borg.
:Sometimes I wish I could have the bourgeoisie swagger of somebody like Roger Federer
. How can I attain such wallet-girth?
A: Get some sponsors. Roger Federer is currently sponsored by Credit Suisse Finacial, Gillette, Jura Coffee, Lindt Chocolates, Mercedes-Benz, Nationale Suisse, Net Jets Airlines, Nike, Rolex and Wilson. So it’s really pretty simple. Good luck!
I’d like to thank everyone for writing in this week and please feel free to ask your messages in the comments. I will answer everyone of the questions with deep thought and consideration.