Mardy Fish's Wife is Hotter than Andy Roddick's
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Call it blasphemy if you will.
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I'd never say I was tired of Brooklyn Decker because that would be like saying I'm tired of pizza, or ice cream, or the Dave Chappelle skit where Rick James slaps Charlie Murphy in the face. (He's a habitual line stepper)
But on Monday morning, I happened across this photo of Mrs. Mardy Fish, formerly known as Stacey Gardner, and realized, well maybe I am a little tired of seeing Brooklyn Decker everywhere, especially when her lesser half is still sitting on that one Grand Slam title from way back in 2003, a time when I had never heard of Twitter, couldn't care less about someone referring to himself as "The Situation" and when I could still call myself a "20-something" (although just barely).
 Mrs. Fish is an attorney from California and used to be a "briefcase model" on the NBC game show "Deal or No Deal" hosted by Nikolay Davydenko ... I mean, Howie Mandel.
It might be that too much Brooklyn Decker isn't a good thing, or that she's gotten over-exposed. If you type her name into Google Image Search (not advisable at work), there are more photos of her in a bikini, half a bikini or a quarter of a bikini than there are stars in the Milky Way.
Mrs. Fish on the other hand gets bonus points for working the LA Dodgers cap  while not at a baseball game. That equals sports fan and that equals extra hot points.
Throw in the fact that she married Mr. Fish way back in 2008 when he hadn't gone on his famous diet, was still over 200 pounds and used the time-honored training regiment of "eat whatever I want no matter what time it is," and she definitely seems more approachable than the super duper SI model.
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Posted by Nick on 8/31/2010 11:47:10 AM
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