David Ferrer is a Wee Little Man

David Ferrer is a Wee Little Man
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's off to the Barclays I go
I was reading our story on the ATP Top 8 meeting the British Prime Minister Thursday before the Barclays start on Sunday when something in the photo caught my eye.

Why, I wondered, were seven of the greatest tennis players in the world and the leader of the British empire being joined by a kid dressed up for his junior high dance?

Only on closer inspection did I realize that the diminuitive, grey-suit wearing ninth member of the photo was in fact Spain's David Ferrer, the No. 7 player in the world.

Now at 6-feet, 7-inches tall myself, I view anyone under 6-2 to be a bit on the short side, but holy smokes is Ferrer a shrimp. I'm not sure how I never noticed this fascinating fact before.

His bio claims that he's 5 foot 9, but that's like a Hollywood 5 foot 9. That's like Tom Cruise saying he's 6 feet, then you meet him at Planet Hollywood and he's eye to eye with your 12-year-old sister.

It's not just the height that has me gawking at Ferrer this morning, though. He also decided it was a good idea to wear a grey suit to meet one of the most powerful men in the free world.

Who doesn't know you wear black to formal occasions? Heck, even I know that, and I know as little about fashion as Ferrer knows about big and tall stores.

I'd like to think that all the players are staying at the same hotel and Ferrer was the last one down to the lobby to take the bus over to wherever the Prime Minister hangs out. When he got down to the breakfast buffet, he suddenly realized the other seven dudes were all dressed in black, but by then it was vastly too late.

But maybe the warning signs of fashion failure have always been there for Ferrer, I mean the guy is 28 years old and wearing a backwards baseball cap in his ATP mug shot. Amigo, once you hit 23, that look becomes unacceptable.





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Posted by Nick on 11/19/2010 6:45:13 AM



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Lauren Lynch
Nick, I hope you don't make a regular practice of singing "Short People," by Randy Newman. I agree on the gray suite though- hideous and inappropriate- seriously did he learn anything from "Dumb and Dumber"....
11/19/2010 1:32:40 PM
 
Valdde
why is he wearing a gray tuxedo??????
11/19/2010 4:11:23 PM
 
Valdde
look a t the pictur of last years finals everybody was matching!!
11/19/2010 4:11:56 PM
 
Lisa
You do realise that just because you are taller than average doesn't actually make you better than anyone, do you? Or are you so lacking in other areas that you have to use that to make yourself feel special.

Either way, it really does not matter. All you have managed to show is that you are a twat. Congratulations.
11/20/2010 5:49:14 AM
 
Nick
Don't give into hate, Lisa. That path leads to the dark side. All that being taller really means is that I'm the first to know when it's raining.
11/20/2010 10:24:11 AM
 
johan
David Ferrer doesn't deserve to be called a shrimp. He's a very good and nice tennis player. Nick if your that great being tall, why aren't you in top 10?
11/25/2010 10:55:15 PM
 
Nick
Because instead of a strong backhand, I have awesome powers of grammar, spelling and punctuation. That's why I know you meant "you're" instead of "your."
11/26/2010 4:00:59 PM
 
bradle
 BURRRN!
11/29/2010 5:13:33 PM
 
KLonghorn
With a face like your, does it really matter how tall you are? In your case being shorter would have benefitted you, making it easier to mask that bald weird looking head. Waking up everyday and seeing that stare you back must have made you a bitter and angry man. 
1/26/2011 4:19:33 AM
 
Greg
You know a sure looser when his only thing in life is being tall. Keep going around telling everyone how much better you are than them because no one gives a shit looser.
10/16/2011 6:21:32 AM
 
TOMI SLAV
 MR. NICK

HOW WEE LITTLE IS OLVIER ROCHUS?

THANKS 
BIG 'T'
1/14/2012 2:05:00 PM
 
Jackson
Do you make fun of blind people too?
1/25/2012 3:13:57 AM
 
Igor
I think your head is too far from the ground to think realistically.   Are you insecure because of your UNUSUAL height?
5/11/2012 3:48:24 PM
 
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