Andy Murray's Secret Identity .. REVEALED!
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Peter Griffin's nemesis is ranked No. 4 in the world.
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Something's always bothered me about Andy Murray.
Until this morning, I never could really tell what it was. Just a little nagging voice in the back of my mind that I had seen him before, and found him disagreeable for one reason or another.
For a long time, I had sought to unwrap this riddle. Did I dislike his inability to win a Grand Slam? Well, maybe a little bit, but that's just about everyone these days not named Rafa or Roger.
Was it his horrific magazine spread in Vogue magazine? Perhaps, but I've already made fun of him for that.
Is it the fact that he's dating a woman so far out of his league that I need to reference Samuel Jackson from "Pulp Fiction" when he tells John Travolta. "It ain't the same fu**ing ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport!"
Seriously, an unattractive man hasn't dated this far out of his range since Bobcat Goldwaithe got engaged to Nikki Cox. It was when I saw the above photo of Murray and his girl at the Burberry Fashion Show that it finally clicked in my head where I knew him from.
Andy Murray was on "Family Guy" once as Englishman Nigel Pinchley" the self-proclaimed "limey bastard" who buys Peter Griffin's favorite bar and burns it to the ground for insurance purposes.
Through the magic of 45 seconds of Photoshop use, I have made this side-by-side photo comparison of Pinchley and Murray. Same bad teeth, same scruffy hair cut, same lifeless eyes.
And same number of Grand Slam titles.
What's on your mind?
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9/22/2010 9:00:11 AM
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