Our favorite comedy writers/actors/producers The Lonely Island have released yet another hit,
I Just Had Sex, featuring the talents of Akon, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and
John McEnroe. The Lonely Island team is comprised of comic genius Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer. They gang began their comedic careers by releasing songs and videos online (my favorite of which is still
Stork Patrol) – which then led into a Saturday Night Live invitation – Andy acting and Jorma and Akiva writing – when then led to a failed film,
Hot Rod. They have made various short films and music videos with various celebrities like Justin Timberlake (
Dick in a Box,
Jizz in my Pants), T-Pain (
I’m on a Boat), and Natalie Portman (
Natalie’s Rap).
Obviously, the next logical step in that list is John McEnroe, who the team denounces as a mean man. He is integrated into the rap with his before image on screen and the words like this: “Havin’ sex can make a nice man” which cuts to the after and “out the meanest!”

Naturally, you may be a bit confused as to what exactly is going on, so here is the context:
Have you ever had sex?
I have-it felt great!
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened.
Havin’ sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
And I called my parents right after I was done.
Glad to see tennis getting integrated in pop culture in such a way. Great job, John! And great job, Lonely Island!
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