By Chris Oddo | Friday, May 2, 2014
Excuse me, Mr. Dimitrov and Miss Sharapova, can you help us find the tweets of the week?
Grigor and Masha prowling the streets of Madrid, Dmitry and Sam drinking vino in Portugal, Brad Gilbert's graphic public service message--once again there was something for every tennis fan on Twitter this week.
Without any further ado, on to the tweets...
1. If one squints one's eyes and looks closely, one begins to see Dimitrov's middle finger. Or is that just us letting our imagination run wild?
2. Die-Hard tennis fans: If this "El Centralito" in Oeiras isn't on your bucket list, maybe it should be?
3. Hey if a former Grand Slam semifinalist can do it, then hacks like us can do it too! Feel better now?
4. This public service announcement was brought to you by Brad Gilbert's Tennis Nation. WEAR. YOUR. SUNSCREEN. PEOPLE!!!
5. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
6. So Dmitry Tursunov and Sam Stosur go wine tasting in Portugal. Tursunov gets double-bageled by a wild card in the first round, and Stosur loses 6-4, 6-0 to a qualifier. How many barrels did they drink?
7. Sorana, isn't that what your legions of fans have been telling you all these years?
8. Cue the Stravinsky...
9. Just to reiterate: We CANNOT get enough of these two lovebirds...
10.. You don't need to speak Russian to know that Marat Safin looks much better with a racquet in his hand than he does with a rifle!!!
11. (Because this one goes to eleven): Photographers get ready... Kei is going to lift the Barcelona trophy on three. One... two... (grunt, groan, grunt)... three!!!