Someone named Roger Federer is purportedly coming back to tennis soon. Press releases state that he is coming back to tennis after a serious amount of mental and physical training. That would be great, but I couldn’t care less – who is this guy?
I know the best tennis player in the entire world is Rafael Nadal
. That guy totally rules and he’s got wicked style. Also, he’s got a bomb ass girlfriend who likes to wear bikinis. And I know that other Russian guy (or whatever), Novak Djokovic
who does those funny impersonations and also has that hot Russian (or whatever) girlfriend. I like both of those guys – they’re young and funny and have hot girlfriends.
Also, I like that guy Andy Murray
who has that pretty hot British girlfriend and is also pretty funny. I think he’s young too, because I always like to root for people of a similar age. And then there’s that one guy with that super hot girlfriend, Andy Roddick
. But he doesn’t even matter – his girlfriend Brooklyn Decker is almost naked in Sports Illustrated.
I guess it’s cool that this old guy is planning on coming back, though I don’t think he really has a good chance at winning any sort of award (because he’s so old). It’s nice to see that old people still have the confidence to say they can beat people, but it’s pretty rude of people to cheer him on (since he’s obviously going to lose because he’s so old). I also think that it’s nice older people are working on their mental stamina, since they can’t understand things like the internet or how telephones work.
So really, it’d be great if somebody could tell me who this guy is and how hot his girlfriend is. Thanks.