By Chris Oddo | Friday, March 21, 2014
This week on Twitter we learned what assistant coach means in Italian and we met Maria Sharapova's crack candy staff.
Photo Source: Christopher Levy
This week on Twitter we found out that Elena Vesnina was a chubby baby and met Nick Bollettieri's future 9th and 10th wives. And that's not all. Not even close...
1. Oh, so that's what assistant coaches do in Italy?
2. Okay, fair enough.
3. Only a true tennis geek would think that this was perhaps the best tweet of all-time. Well, are you a true tennis geek?
4. You'll have to excuse Twitter user Arnold Nguyen. He's a little bent out of shape about Bernard Tomic right now...
5. Are those the machines that make the Flirty Sour?
6. Would any of us seriously put it past Mr. Bollettieri?
7. How do they die? They die when Serena says it is time for them to die...
8. Marcos, forget kissing the court, we want you to BREAK MORE RACQUETS DURING CHANGEOVERS!!!
9. You were chubby, Elena, but you were freaking adorable and that is what counts!
10. Feel? You mean feel the ball on the strings. Yes, I do.
11. (Because this one goes to 11): See, I knew I was good enough to be a pro in at least one facet of the game. Hooooooray!